Well, he got his sad, stupid parade with barely anybody attending, images of large empty fields and stands along the parade route. Images of him falling asleep while the parade goes by, so bored. I'm pretty sure there was a moment when he realized ‘oh my God I've gotta sit still for three fucking hours and pretend I care!’ Melania with a face that was hiding a scream, checking over to make sure he doesn't fall forward as he falls asleep. I'm sure he had a big case of "is that all there is?!" when he went home for his dinner of burgers and Coca-Cola while watching TV reports on the hundreds of thousands of thousands of demonstrators throughout the land, in cities everywhere, holding up incredibly inventive and creative signs in protest. The difference between his cosplay tyranny and that of the North Korean dictator is that Kim Jung orders people to show up to watch and applaud on cue. Trump can only command Faux News.
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